Buffylavalamp  

Frank Frankly from Ottawa writes; "Dear Ms. Lavalamp, despite our numerous attempts to contact you, your tax debt..."

Stop! Why are you reading that?

Because we're supposed to be reading your voluminous reader mail, but damn it, you haven't got any!

Really? Are you sure? What else is in the old BLL Mailbag?

Well, there's a "Cease and Desist" order from David Letterman...

Didn't we run that joke into the ground back in January?