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At Abu Ghraib, Brig. Gen. Karpinski met an Israeli interrogator.
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| I'm Nick Berg. The Israelis thought I was an Iraqi spy. I did visit my Iraqi uncle's brother here, and the "20th hijacker" once sent an email from my addy. I installed the TV antenna at Abu Ghraib. | |
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| I was also in US custody at one point. And in the decapitation video, I am wearing an Army-issue jumpsuit and sitting in an Army-issue chair, in front of a wall that looks like Abu Ghraib. | |
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The killers are awfully large and white for Arab terrorists. And one of them wears white sneakers. Despite the fact that we already know what he looks like "Al-Zarqawi" wears a mask.
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| Hi, I'm Abu Musad Al-Zarqawi. So why am I wearing a mask? Uh-- | |
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| You sayin' I look fat? The camera adds 15 lbs., you know. | |
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| Maybe the Israeli dropped a dime on me and the US said if you kill a spy to get your atrocities off page one, the two crimes cancel each other out. And thanks to me, they got to see themselves on tv. | |
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| Oh, wait. That would be against the Constitution. I'm sure Dubya's administration would have nothing to do with something like that. Never mind. You may now return to your regularly scheduled lives. | |
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