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by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Married Autobot Chuck and Farmer Chuck seem to have a dilemma...
Married Autobot Chuck: I make 32k a year, am more mature, and can sex with my wife whenever I want.
Farmer Chuck: I get stoned freely and don't have to work. Plus I'm not weighed down like a man with cement shoes like you.
An inner struggle is always an ugly matter.
Married Autobot Chuck: I can vaporize you, you insulting wooly freak!
Farmer Chuck: It's Beast, or TW to you jackass. Now excuse me while I go have no responsibilities and watch latina porn.
Especially when other people butt in.
Married Autobot Chuck: Man. I can be a real asshole.
Chester: What's that I hear? Could it be the wussified caw of the southern pussywhipped wooping Chuck?

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
The struggle continues...
Married Autobot Chuck: Whu? What do you mean by that?
Chester: I mean that you have no freedom now bitch. It's just sad we went from drugs and pussy to day jobs and parenting. Face it, you're stuck.
Married Autobot Chuck: Oh God! It's true! Wahaa!!
...
That's just sad.
Married Autobot Chuck: *Sniff* I could use a hug.
Chester: You sir make me sick.

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
A sad state of events to be sure.
I had so much more free time before I got married.
Chester: You know, if you'd just consider the rest of us in here and remove yourself from the upfront personality...
And getting ugly...
I really do miss the abundance of vices I once had.
Chester: It says here suicide, while noble, seems to run rampant in Autobots. It wouldn't be too difficult just to...
...as well as stupid.
Married Autobot Chuck: Will you knock that shit off with the fucking suicide crap!?!
Chester: You're being a selfish prick.

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Married Autobot Chuck sees a brighter side of things...
Married Autobot Chuck: It's not all that bad really. I do have the best wife one could hope for.
Chester: Yeah, yeah. Fucking the same woman every night. Whoopty shite.
Married Autobot Chuck: Heck, I get to have homemake Mexican food every night even!
Chester: Oh sure, THERES a reason to stay hitched. True love no doubt.
Married Autobot Chuck: Will you get the hell out of here already!?!
Chester: Pussy.

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Now alone...
Married Autobot Chuck: I don't know what got into me. I have a great life!
Married Autobot Chuck: I'm successful at a young age despite a lack of well-documented education, intelligent, charming, rugged, not to mention highly paid and a sweet piece of ass!
Eslewhere...
Farmer Chuck: So he's out there blabbing about how great he is huh?
Chester: Huh? Oh, yeah. Man, porn rocks.

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
The plot thickens...
Farmer Chuck: We gotta do something. I sick of staring at memories of mammaries. I haven't seen a new porn movie in years!
Chester: I miss groping new titties.
...as Farmer Chuck and Chester plot...
Farmer Chuck: And this shaving bullshit is killing me. Not even a mutton chop for fucks sake!
Chester: Perhaps with the proper temptation...
....um... ....a plot?
Married Autobot Chuck: ...then there's my awesome little son...
Depressed Stick Chuck: Will you shut up about how friggin' great your stupid life is, ya shmuck!?!

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Married Autobot Chuck: I've never seen you before.
Depressed Stick Chuck: Yeah, most of the time I'm too bummed to speak to you people.
Married Autobot Chuck: Hmm. Well, I GUESS it's nice to meet you.
Depressed Stick Chuck: Hearing your stupid list of happiness is like flipping the switch to a garbage disposel in my heart.
Married Autobot Chuck: You're just a little bit scrambled in the brain, aren't you, y'freak?
Depressed Stick Chuck: You're just trying to cheer me up, aren't you.

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Married Autobot Chuck: Why so glum freakboy? You seem to be doing well.
Depressed Stick Chuck: I don't know. I guess life just didn't go the way I planned.
Married Autobot Chuck: So? Plans never work out. You should perk up, we're doing fine!
Depressed Stick Chuck: I just got this letter from your wife. Apparently every one of our peronalities can make her cum except me.
Whoa, BURN!
Married Autobot Chuck: Damnit. Does this mean I have to put up with you some more?
Depressed Stick Chuck: It also says the baby's not mine.

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Farmer Chuck: When's the last time I could smoke a blunt and not have to clean up before going home!?!
Chester: Perhaps a hooker would help matters.
Farmer Chuck: And don't get me started about my LSD withdrawals!
Chester: I'm going to go find a hooker.
Depressed Stick Chuck: If you wanted me to leave you only had to ask y'know.

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Who knew there was so much to me? I never would have guessed my personality had so many facets.
Married Autobot Chuck: NOT YET!
Alienated Chuckles: Sorry!
Transitional piece. Sorry.
Dumbass.

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Farmer Chuck: The Beast, Teen Wolf, these are labels given by my drug-induced brethren. How can he just throw that life away!?!
Chester: Hey Chuck!
Farmer Chuck: Yes Chester, Chester, Ch...?
Chester: Shut up with that bullshit! I found the perfect thing for us!
Yikes.
No. Not a fucking chance.
This isn't the N'Sync concert.

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Our hero makes a serious consideration...
Married Autobot Chuck: Could I be the only one that sees things my way? Could the other's be right that I'm whipped?
Then a serious proclamation...
Married Autobot Chuck: At least I'm not as shitski as Sticky Wackaloon.
Depressed Stick Chuck: Alright bitch, GO TIME!
THIS is just seriously wrong...
Farmer Chuck: NO!
He's not George Clooney. I've been had! He IS the right height though.....

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Uh-oh.
Married Autobot Chuck: You want some of this punk?!?
Depressed Stick Chuck: What're you gunna do?!? Cry into Chester's lap?!?
Married Autobot Chuck: MATRIX BOOM!!!
Married Autobot Chuck: Damn. Maybe I shouldn't have done that.
Depressed Stick Chuck: Y...you son of a bitch!!! I...er...hey...HEY! I actually feel better!

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
This should be good.
Farmer Chuck: Chester! I've got enough shit going on with me to be dealing with your stupidity!
Chester: Sorry! I got a good one this time. Look!
Untainted Hooker: Me sexy. Got much pow-pow in hips. Me good for lovins. Living hairball for me?
Farmer Chuck: Perfect.
Untainted Hooker: Giant pervert for me? Me good for lovins.

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Hey, don't look at me. I'm just watching like you.
Married Autobot Chuck: DUDE! I'm sorry! I just reacted!
Not-so-Depressed Pile Chuck: Hey! Don't worry about it! This is the best I've ever felt!
Married Autobot Chuck: Whoa, where y'going?!
Not-so-Depressed Pile Chuck: I'm out this bitch! Fuck a bunch of you!
I'm alone again. Sigh. Maybe I'll go see...
Untainted Hooker: Robo Nerd for me? Got much pow-pow in hips. Luvluv time?

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Tred lightly hero.
Married Autobot Chuck: Urm. Hi.
Untainted Hooker: Robo Nerd for me!
Married Autobot Chuck: No. Actually, I'm kind of spoken for...
Untainted Hooker: Watch me make butt jiggle in thong!
Married Autobot Chuck: Shit. This isn't happening.
Untainted Hooker: Me good for lovins! Robo Nerd want play doopy sloopy in the poopy?

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Married Autobot Chuck: Look, Miss, I appreciate your offer but I can't accept. I'm a married man, er, bot.
Untainted Hooker: No luvluv?
Married Autobot Chuck: It's not that I don't WANT to. It's more that I have everything I need at home.
Or that you're just a pansy that doesn't have the pair to take hold of your primal sexual urges and make love to a beautiful woman outside of some ring-using union.
HA! Good one.
Married Autobot Chuck: Wait. What? What was with that thought bubble?
Untainted Hooker: Me can touch you with tongue from here. Robo Nerd want see?

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Married Autobot Chuck: Please, just stop. I don't know if I can take much more of this.
Untainted Hooker: More and maybe Robo Nerd want try pow-pow hips?
Married Autobot Chuck: I've got to, um, go be alone for a little while.
Untainted Hooker: Me help Robo Nerd BE ALONE? Me good for lovins!
Married Autobot Chuck: Sorry, no! MATRIX GETTHEFUCKOUT!
Untainted Hooker: Come back! Me make butt jiggle more!

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Untainted Hooker: Why Robo Nerd leave? Me good for lovins.
Is it that I come on too strong to men with my affectionate phrases?
Chester: Ahem.
I am soooo not watching this.
Untainted Hooker: Giant Pervet want sweet meats between pow-pow hips!
Oohh yeah...

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Burrito Chuck: Man, chili dogs are like the cigarette after sex of bun & meat meals.
Burrito Chuck: Dude, look at this thing. Chili, cheese, peppers, relish, its got everything!
Married Autobot Chuck: Um, yeah that's great. You're spilling that shit all over your shirt pigo.
Burrito Chuck: Belch. Spilling what?
Married Autobot Chuck: Fuckin' L. Gluttonous moron.

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Burrito Chuck: So, what the fuck are you supposed to be. A microwave? Say, how about you make me some nachos hoborg.
Married Autobot Chuck: Bitch what!?!
My, what a temper.
Burrito Chuck: AAHHHH! NOT COOL!
Married Autobot Chuck: MATRIX BOOM!!!
I smell like burnt day-old donuts! Who woulda known!?
Married Autobot Chuck: This sucks! Can't something of substance happen already?!

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Married Autobot Chuck feels it's time to head out.
Married Autobot Chuck: I just want to get back to my wife & kiddo. It's probably better if I just leave my psyche locked away as it should be. This is just disturbing.
Transitional crap, sorry.
Married Autobot Chuck: There's some things no one should know about themself I guess.
Ultra Smooth Chuck: What the hell just happened here?
Let the good times roll...
Married Autobot Chuck: Forgive me. I, uh, don't I know you?
Ultra Smooth Chuck: Well sure! I'm the Chuck that got us together with that fine little Mrs. Am I the shit or what?

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
And so begins a conflict of past goings on...
Married Autobot Chuck: Whoa, whoa, muthfuck say what? I don't think so jackass, I'M the one that snagged that slice of female goodness!
Ultra Smooth Chuck: Riiight. And how do you claim to have done that?
Married Autobot Chuck: Well, I... ..for example.... ..there was this time.....
Ultra Smooth Chuck: Yeeeeah?
Married Autobot Chuck: Christ on a bike! What DID I do?
Ultra Smooth Chuck: Not a damn thing MotherChucker. That pimpaliscious style was all mine.

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Could he be right? Did I have nothing to do with hooking up with my own wife?
Ultra Smooth Chuck: Hey bro! Don't look so worried! I'm just here makin' sure we stay a smooth as a lubed boob dude.
Look out behind ya, bitch! Concussion blast like a motherfucker.
!!!
I'd say the plot thickens, but what plot?
Married Autobot Chuck: Someone explain to me what's going on here...
Alienated Chuckles: Sorry. That trendy scumbag was getting on my nerves.

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
I wish I was back on strip one arguing with Farmer Chuck.
Alienated Chuckles: What's wrong?
Married Autobot Chuck: Huh? Oh, nothing. That is, if you want to consider homeboy you blasted being the one who snagged Mrs. Chuck and not me to be nothing.
Alienated Chuckles: Man, you're all sorts of twisted up. You need to talk to White Chocolate. I'll be back.
Married Autobot Chuck: They just come and go, don't they folks?
Alienated Chuckles: Don't go anywhere!

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Married Autobot Chuck: Urm, I take it you're White Chocolate?
White Chocolate Chuck: G please. Need one ask? Now what's this bullshit I'm hearin' about Ultra Smooth being the pimp that snagged the wife?
Married Autobot Chuck: I'm guessing it was you then?
White Chocolate Chuck: Nah pimpin! I just helped yo ass out. You think you, Farmer Chuck, or that yucktastic behemoth would've ever touched ANY woman without an assist from me? Dawg, don't even play.
Yay for our hero!
Married Autobot Chuck: So... ..I DID do it?
White Chocolate Chuck: With my help home-skillet, with my help.

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
I wonder how Autobutt's doing with that hooker?
Open the door bitch!
TO BE CONTINUED...
Farmer Chuck: Whoa! That was quick! You go NO hangtime hoass. So how's it feel to be back on the darkside?
Married Autobot Chuck: Shut the fuck up wookie. I didn't take the bait dippity. And YOU owe ME an apology.

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
CONTINUED...
Farmer Chuck: Whoa kemoblowme! How about bringing the asshole meter down to whiny dip for moment. I'm sure as fuck not apologizing for sending a beautiful woman to meet you.
Married Autobot Chuck: Shut it slacker! I don't need your stank ass sending rump-shaking hookers after me trying to tempt me back to a life I don't want!
Farmer Chuck: Hey. You got me all wrong Jackassimus Prime. I just wanted to send a peace offering for the little tiff we had earlier. I know you and I don't always see eye to eye, but I love ya.
Married Autobot Chuck: Really? You really feel like that?
Farmer Chuck: Sure I do. Now can someone hand me a hose? I'm standing knee-deep in bullshit.
Married Autobot Chuck: Goddamn you!

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Farmer Chuck: Can't we just take a week off of doing the husband/father thing?
Married Autobot Chuck: And what? Not have anything to come back to afterward?!
Farmer Chuck: Well... ...yeah, if we're lucky.
Married Autobot Chuck: Hairy smartass!
Farmer Chuck: 80's childhood-related icon loving loser.
Married Autobot Chuck: Your comments can be so hurtful...

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Married Autobot Chuck: Do you really hate the transformers?
Farmer Chuck: Nah. I just wanted to take a stab at you. If I can't toke up I gotta have something to occupy my time.
Married Autobot Chuck: Have you considering shaving your wooly ass to pass the time?
Farmer Chuck: Hey! Low blow nuts & bolts!
Married Autobot Chuck: Are you going to cry? Can I watch?

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Our hero continues to face his nemesis...
Farmer Chuck: Since when does someone like you have the stones to make a decent herbal comeback.
Married Autobot Chuck: Verbal.
Farmer Chuck: Huh?
Married Autobot Chuck: You said 'herbal comeback'.
Farmer Chuck: Oh. Sorry. Thanks. I must be stoned.
Married Autobot Chuck: Hey no problem you half-pint of a hairball!

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Farmer Chuck: So what the fuck is the draw to being with the SAME woman EVERY day and night, having a crying mouth to feed, and slaving away at the same fucking job day in and day out?
Married Autobot Chuck: A woman that knows & loves me, knows exactly how I like it, the pleasure & joy of knowing my offspring, and making more money in one year than you've seen in a day of your life.
Wow. Nice. Wasn't expecting that.
Farmer Chuck: ....
Married Autobot Chuck: Fantastic! I win!
Farmer Chuck: HEY WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING!?! THIS ISN'T OVER!
Married Autobot Chuck: Take care you furry freeloading zero!

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Farmer Chuck: The bastard! How could he just walk out like that?
Farmer Chuck: And what the shit happened with the hooker!?!
Chester: THAT doesn't sound good.

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Big trouble, little Chucky.
Farmer Chuck: Chester! Get the fuck in here!
Chester: Um, everything okay Chuck?
Farmer Chuck: You mind telling me what the hell happened with that girl?! She was perfect! There's no way Pimpless Prime could have avoided her! She would have gone after him forever!
Chester: Well... ...that's the thing... ...I kind of... ...fucked her.
Farmer Chuck: No I did not just hear Chester, Chester, the Childmolester tell me he hit that shit before me.
Chester: I hate that fucking name!

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Our hero decides to pay a visit to an old friend.
MattMan: What's up Chuck?
Married Autobot Chuck: Dude, you wouldn't believe the day I've been having.
MattMan: Sad to hear it my friend. Wanna get high?
Married Autobot Chuck: Yes! Wait, no! Fuck, I don't know anymore. I don't get it. I was SO happy this morning.
Mattman: Anyone who thinks they're truly happy is either stupid or about to OD.
Married Autobot Chuck: Um, okaaay.... Can I play Grand Theft Auto?

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
MattMan: Chucko, why the long face? Today couldn't have been THAT bad.
First part of me started questioning me about my choice in regards to getting married, having children, cleaning up, and bitching out on everyone...
...then there was this fine ass bitch that I couldn't fuck because I feel obligated to my wife whom I love deeply so I had to run away from her. Sigh. Shit's just getting to me I guess.
MattMan: HA! TOLD you so!
Married Autobot Chuck: Not the response I was looking for.

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Married Autobot Chuck: Look Matt. I just need a little reassurance about the choices I've made in my life from someone close.
MattMan: Dude, you don't need me to tell you about whether or not the choices you've made are good for you. That's not for me to say. I will say that I think you're doing great so try not to worry.
Married Autobot Chuck: That's the closest thing to needed support I've gotten all day! I'm going home and having sex with my wife.
An hour later......
MattMan: What's up Chuck?
Farmer Chuck: Dude, you wouldn't believe the day I'm having. Wanna get high?

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Our hero makes his way home to his family.
Married Autobot Chuck: Man I feel better.
Married Autobot Chuck: I just need to get back in the presence of my loved ones.
Chester: Whipped, whipped? Is it once more the southern pussywhipped wooping Chuck? Or even the crying castrated girly-chook that I hear?
TO BE CONTINUED... ...hopefully.
Married Autobot Chuck: Bloody L! Not you again!
Chester: Oh, forgive me. Did you need to go home and clean your vagina with the Mrs?

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
And so the argument carried on...
Married Autobot Chuck: Why can't you just butt the fuck out of my life?!?
Chester: Because it's not just you dumbass. We used to have the run of the place until you had to go and grow up on us.
Insults floating like smoke from a bong...
Married Autobot Chuck: OH! Exuse the FUCK outta me! Pardon me for actually pursuing a life on the behalf of Chuckdom!
Chester: Awuh? You're getting the fuck outta here? Pardon you for casually screwing all life in the land of Chuckdom?
All apparent behavior just plain wrong...
Married Autobot Chuck: I DIDN'T SAY THAT!
Chester: Hmm. A true conundrum. You speak like man, yet I hear pussy.

 

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Married Autobot Chuck: I can't believe the amount of shit I deal with because I had the foresight to take some damn initiative.
Chester: Look, um. I, er...
Chester: How do I respond to that?
Chuckaluffa: Front time. Ask him about some front time. We can go clubbin' or visit a 'bath house'.
Married Autobot Chuck: Who or WHAT the fuck is that?!
Chester: Don't worry about it pussywillow. Now, how about getting some front time.

 

by Chuckaduck
2-19-05
After a request for some time at the veritable Chuck helm from Chester & Co...
Married Autobot Chuck: Front time?! You're nuts! I'd never let you people take over again!
Chester: According to this Latina Porn Digest article, one should nurture all sides of their personality. Especially those associated with primal urges.
Married Autobot Chuck: Will you stop quoting from that infernal porn mag!? You're making that up any way!
Chester: Intriguing. According to this test I've just scanned on your behalf, it appears your cock has packed up your testicles and left due to your bitchass ways.
Chester: Hey Luffa, it also says you should really pay me back for...
Chuckaluffa: Hey kid, go fuck yourself. Get back to work with the robot, 'kay?

 

by Chuckaduck
2-19-05
Elsewhere, two individuals get a surprise...
Not-so-Depressed Pile Chuck: Fancy running into you here! I take it roboboy?
Burrito Chuck: Um, yeah. Do you hear something?
Not-so-Depressed Pile Chuck: EEK!
Burrito Chuck: AHH!
Another transitional piece, sorry.
*Gasp* Oh no!
Whoa.

 

by Chuckaduck
2-19-05
Depressed Stick Chuck: What the hell was that!?! I want to be a pile!!
Burrito Chuck: Stick it stickboy. I'm hungry. I gotta find something to eat.
Let's see. If I can convince porky here to devour me in a not so nice way, if memory of biology serves, he should eventually crap me out in pile form. Not the same pile, but close.
Burrito Chuck: Say, you there. Do you know where I can find the nearest Taco Bell?
Maybe we shouldn't have come here after all... ...sorry folks.
Nancy: I just shit myself.

 

by Chuckaduck
2-19-05
Burrito Chuck: Um, so can you help me find food or no?
Nancy: You ever shit yourself after reanimating of pile of burnt person?
Burrito Chuck: Are you even hearing what I'm saying?
Nancy: Oh, and now I'm peeing my pants.
God I hope this part's over...
Burrito Chuck: Hey, where did stickboy go?
Nancy: Excuse me while stew in my own filth prior to cleaning...

 

by Chuckaduck
2-19-05
Married Autobot Chuck: Will you kindly just leave me be and let me get back to our life?!
Chester: Let's see, let YOU and only YOU go back to sexing the same woman for the rest of OUR existance, or stay here and try to take back what's ours. Hmm. Choices...
Married Autobot Chuck: If I pay you, will you go away?
...?
Chester: I'm having second thoughts.
Chuckaluffa: If you don't turn around right now and get back at it I'll castrate you with my pearly whites.

 

by Chuckaduck
2-19-05
Back at MattMan's, after a massive smogging...
MattMan: I'm not getting it. Why not just sit down and have everyone make a mutual decision man.
Farmer Chuck: I wish! Balless & Chained won't even consider it! It's like we don't exist!
MattMan: Don't mean to butt in or anything, but do you have a plan of action?
Farmer Chuck: I think so. I've got to get back to homestead and get to work though... ...provided I can find my way back right now.
TO BE CONTINUED...
MattMan: I got five on it that you don't remember your idea when you get back home!
Farmer Chuck: I got TEN BUCKS that says you don't remember that bet!

 

by Chuckaduck
2-19-05
Married Autobot Chuck: I'm through with you and your lizard friend! Let me pass!
Chester: Look Mr. Mywifehasmynuts, I'd love to let you pass and this all be over... ...except that I wouldn't. I can't just let you waltz on without something outta this for me.
Married Autobot Chuck: A thousand dollars. If you fuck off, I'll give you a thousand dollars.
A grand. I could buy a lot of hookers for a grand. So many titties.
I could also afford to buy and keep an ostrich.
Chuckaluffa: Yo, lonely boy. What the fuck do you think you're doing?

 

by Chuckaduck
2-19-05
Chester: Luffa, look man. I've got needs. And drifting aimlessly in here while PussWuss goes back to the real world of status quo living.
Chuckaluffa: I'm glad you brought up needs. Listen kiddo, I've got needs too. For example, I'm developing a need right now to gut you where you stand for wasting my precious time.
Chester: He's gunna give me a thousand dollars man! I can at least maintain some sanity for a while with an amount like that.
Chuckaluffa: Not if I remove your perversion-filled peabrain with my index claw you couldn't.
Chester:...What if I gave you ten percent?
Chuckaluffa: Beat it. I'm done with you. Walk away or die where you stand pally.

 

by Chuckaduck
2-19-05
Married Autobot Chuck: Um. Hello lizard thing.
Chuckaluffa: Hey Senor Hitched. How ya doin'?
Married Autobot Chuck: Urm... ...fine.
Chuckaluffa: Great. How about we talk about you taking a vacation from things.
Married Autobot Chuck: For the last time, NO!
Chuckaluffa: You're being difficult. I can feel that. Perhaps you're frustrated. Relax pally... ...because I don't give a shit about any of that.

 

by Chuckaduck
2-19-05
Married Autobot Chuck: What could be so important to you out there?
Chuckaluffa: Finding my own destiny, making my own decisions, refusing to take a back seat in life, etc.
Married Autobot Chuck: Oh, you mean doing what I had to do for over ten years while you guys ran rampant.
Chuckaluffa: Yeah, sure. That. Now fork over the helm kiddo.
Married Autobot Chuck: Are you not seeing the irony of your supposed suffering?
Chuckaluffa: Suffering. I like that word. Say, just for kicks, let's say I splay you open right here and now. Do you SUPPOSE you'd be SUFFERING?

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