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Needs more sodomy.* ReFun: The gentle, sweet tale of a homicidal Japanese schoolgirl and her massively-endowed demonfriend! Story of a Girl: Dizzy is a career girl with a daughter, a boss she thinks is Satan, and a best friend who knows more about dildos that most people know about their own bodies. Sick-Ass Bunnies: Fuk and Suk are in love! Their love is as pure as the driven snow!** Goofus and Gallant: Old favorites return to teach new lessons in life! This Is Me: Occasional rants about my Real Dull Life. *Sodomy sold separately. **The aforementioned snow was a decidedly nice shade of yellow.

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Story of a Girl: Right in the Jimmy

by DH-01
9-06-02


	So, how was school today, honey? Didja learn anything special in class?


	I learned that boys have a penis!


	... er. I think it's a little too early for you to be learning about that sort of thing, dear.


	Well, that's what the principal called what I kicked when Robby tried to kiss me during recess. Mommy, do all boys cry like little babies when you kick them in the penis?


	Actually, yes. Yes, they do.


	*Oooooh, so that's* what happened to Daddy!**

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