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Needs more sodomy.* ReFun: The gentle, sweet tale of a homicidal Japanese schoolgirl and her massively-endowed demonfriend! Story of a Girl: Dizzy is a career girl with a daughter, a boss she thinks is Satan, and a best friend who knows more about dildos that most people know about their own bodies. Sick-Ass Bunnies: Fuk and Suk are in love! Their love is as pure as the driven snow!** Goofus and Gallant: Old favorites return to teach new lessons in life! This Is Me: Occasional rants about my Real Dull Life. *Sodomy sold separately. **The aforementioned snow was a decidedly nice shade of yellow.

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Story of a Girl: Enter Leslie, Fake Rubber Wang Goddess

by DH-01
9-06-02


	... Leslie, I can no longer deny my needs. I need dick.


	No you don't, and you know it... geez, you think that Mr. Slimeball that you kicked to curb would make you a lesbian or something.


	Women don't have dicks. That is perhaps the only thing stopping me.


	You act as if there aren't... other means to sate your blazing urges, Dizzy.


	Ah, good old-fashioned cold, vibrating comfort. Of course you'd be well-versed in that field, Queen Strap-On.


	At least they don't bitch at you when you tell it you have a headache.

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