DaveMonkey
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Remember that DaveMonkey loves each and every one of you... Except you. You're ugly.

Mandy, meet Dave...

by DaveMonkey
1-21-03


	Hi! You must be DaveMonkey. I've heard so much about you. I bet you heard about me, haven't you? What have you heard?


	Was it about the time I spat semen in a monkey's face? Well, I'm damned if I'm gonna swallow a monkey's jungle juice...

Several Hours Later...


	...Or that dead guy? He wasn't really dead! Boy did I get a shock, I was humping him at the time...


	...Take one down, pass it around. Thirty six bottles of cyanide on the wall...