When it comes to Jewlery...
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| Women look nice when they wear jewelry. | |
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| Any more than a ring the Man will look like a lounge singer named Ramone | |
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When it comes to Offspring...
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| A woman knows all about her children including friends, education, music, favorite food, Appointments, etc. | |
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| A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. | |
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| Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. | |
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