When it comes to Marraige...
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| A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. | |
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| A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. | |
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When it comes to Success...
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| A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. | |
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| A successful woman is one who can find such a man. | |
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When it comes to Arguments...
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| A woman has the last word in any argument. | |
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| Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. | |
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