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When it comes to Dressing Up...
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| A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book and get the mail. | |
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| A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. | |
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When it comes to Bathrooms...
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| A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. | |
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| The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. | |
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| To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. | |
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| To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. | |
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