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Dr. Metacarpus' Vacation V: I Always Forget To Title One.

by DestroyAllTacos
12-22-02

Dr. Metacarpus was in deep trouble in the deep sea, but everthing was going fine at the lab... or was it?


	Ooh, girl scout coo... Wait a second! There aren't any girl scouts around here! This whole lab's in the middle of a deadly toxic landfill! hmmm...


	No thank you little girl. I do enjoy girl scout cookies, but I have some chicken laying around I really should get to eating. It's raw and a bit frozen, but I wouldn't want it to go to waste...


	Damn. Betrayed by my own commitment for a salmonella free world! The bitter irony! And the old asian girl scout disguise has never failed me before!