DestroyAllTacos  

You may as well give yourself up! I know you are harboring a known mad scientist!

I told you. He's on vacation!

My salmonella sense tells me otherwise! Are you calling my salmonella sense a liar??? Are ya?? Huh?

I can't believe this! You're such a schizo! Look, I can prove he's not here. I'll call him on his evil cellphone of death...

Damn, he's not picking up... Where could he possibly be?