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| Someone broke into the kitchen one night and my mom woke up with various utensils up her ass. It happened again the next day, and the day after that. Thanks for bringing it up, dick! | |
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| Disemboweled with a spear carved from armadillo shells as part of an elaborate ritual to please Jakkalakalu the mighty Corn Husk God? | |
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| My mom was a missionary in South Blempgorfia, where corn husks are revered as holy. They stole her vital organs, but she will always have my heart. Thanks for bringing it up, dick! | |
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| You're just making these up now, aren't you? | |
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