DestroyAllTacos  

So, you want to become part of my elite crime fighting squad, eh? What exactly are your powers?

I'm The Amazing Taco Eating Man. I have the ability to eat any and all tacos.

I... see. And what practical uses would this power have? Would you be able to thwart evildoers once and for all with this taco-eating ability?

Um... that depends... Are the evil-doers made out of tacos?

This is going to be a long day...

So, do I get the job?