DestroyAllTacos  

So, do I get the job?

You already asked that in the last comic...Look, I'm going to be frank here... You have the most useless super-power ever.

Unless there's an invasion of vicious man-eating tacos, there's just no way you're getting into my crime fighting squad...

Wait a second, aren't you that superhero whose main cause is protecting people from salmonella?

Look, I'll have you know undercooked chicken is a very serious matter! You may laugh now, but wait until the day you wake up with abdominal cramps and nausea!