Comic Contest XVI: Two in each hand and one in your mouth.

Author: DexX

Date: March 26, 2001

by DexX
3-26-01
One day on the way to market...
I don't get it... why should I give you my pink donkey for a handful of beans?
These are _magic_ beans. They are worth millions of dollars, but no-one ever has that kind of cash, and I don't take cheques, so I will just have to settle for brightly-coloured livestock.
Next morning...
...and then a giant elephantstalk crushed my house and killed my family.
Elephantstalk...? I really have to stop genetically modifying plants while smoking crack.