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Contestant number two, what is your idea of a perfect date with me?
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| Oh that's easy - I ask you out on a date, and you say yes. Then we go on a date. At least, that's how I have heard it works. | |
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Ooooookaaay... Next question - if you could be any part of a car, which part would you be?
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| There are so many to choose from. The seat, coz a woman might sit on it... the steering wheel coz she puts her hands on it... | |
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Enough! I get the idea. OK, third question - if we were `making whoopie', what kind of noises would you make?
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| Probably something like, "Thank you! Thank you! I've waited so long, so very long... | |
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| Oh, that is IT!I refuse to amplify another WORD from this loser! I have SOME principles, you know... | |
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