Comic contest XVII - Not even remotely like me... really!

Author: DexX

Date: March 31, 2001

by DexX
3-31-01
Contestant number two, what is your idea of a perfect date with me?
Oh that's easy - I ask you out on a date, and you say yes. Then we go on a date. At least, that's how I have heard it works.
Ooooookaaay... Next question - if you could be any part of a car, which part would you be?
There are so many to choose from. The seat, coz a woman might sit on it... the steering wheel coz she puts her hands on it...
Enough! I get the idea. OK, third question - if we were `making whoopie', what kind of noises would you make?
Probably something like, "Thank you! Thank you! I've waited so long, so very long...
Oh, that is IT!I refuse to amplify another WORD from this loser! I have SOME principles, you know...