He sat me down and said, "Son, put the bins out!"

Author: DexX

Date: January 18, 2001

by DexX
1-18-01
Hey, son! Where are you off to?
*bleep!* Huh?
WHy don't you and me sit down and have a talk? I can't remember the last time we -
*bleep!* Sorry dad, in a hurry.
But... but... we need to talk about the facts of life...
Not now, dad. I scored a starring role in a new porn flick, and I'm due on set...