Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  Hans_Gruber  
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Anybody seen John Mctiernan lately? I want the rights to my F@$KING LIFE back! Mr. Mctiernan, I'm no longer an international criminal mastermind... I'm a F*%KING INTERNET CARTOONIST! So please, burn all existing copies and licenses for that travesty DIEHARD before it shits on the next fifteen years of my life.

Oh and ladies, I look nothing like Alan Rickman.

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by Hans_Gruber
12-16-03
Horror film director James Whale ravishes yet another dim-witted succubus outside Los Angeles...
Hmmm, yes, delightful... May I sketch you?
Me? Me monster? You want sketch?
(Chuckle) Why, yes. You've got a remarkable phallis.
What "phallis"?
His eloquence is his ruse.
It's Bhutanese for "drop your knickers and get on your knees"...
Me no see why not...
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