Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  Hans_Gruber  
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Anybody seen John Mctiernan lately? I want the rights to my F@$KING LIFE back! Mr. Mctiernan, I'm no longer an international criminal mastermind... I'm a F*%KING INTERNET CARTOONIST! So please, burn all existing copies and licenses for that travesty DIEHARD before it shits on the next fifteen years of my life.

Oh and ladies, I look nothing like Alan Rickman.

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by Hans_Gruber
12-16-03
Horror film legend James Whale seduces yet another abomination in the Universal Studios backlot...
You there... insect. I'd be delighted if you'd take a dip in my pool...
Bzzzzzzz.
I see.
Bzzzzzzz.
Well, tell that hoary queen, Cronenberg, that I've been having trouble with my transmission and perhaps he'd like to come over and FUCK IT!
Bzzzzzzz.
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