Food should never be blue. There is a type of cheese that should be blue, but that's not the kind you find in old pizza boxes.
If you must make your clothes from plastic bags, at least use darker-coloured, non-transperent bags.
If you're going to root around in ashtrays to scavenge tobacco from old butts, head for the airport, a lot of people have to run to catch their plane half way through.
