Quit your day job

Author: Injokester

Date: May 6, 2010

by Injokester
5-06-10
Excellent news Chen, our R&D division has perfected their genetic hybrid of an Octopus and a razorblade. We're putting you on the project team.
As disturbing as that sounds I won't refuse to join a project where the legwork is done.
Excellent. Now meet myself and the rest of the project team at the batting cages down at the park.
And grab a sweater or something for protection, they're using a military-grade Octopus launcher!