A Southie in The Lou

Author: JoeBlough

Date: May 22, 2019

by JoeBlough
5-22-19
Amighetti's Sandwiches-St. Louis, Mo.
Is there a problem, Sir?
Yo, yous got a bubblah in dis joint?
A bubblah?
Yeah! I doan wanna choke on dis wicked hot spucky. I'm plenny dry. How's bout a tawnic? Gimme a tawnic. I'll be in the pissah!
I'm sorry, but I don't know what you mean, Sir!
Too bad doan nobody in St. louis talk American like we's do in Bahstun!