Truth Be Told

Author: JoeBlough

Date: May 27, 2019

by JoeBlough
5-27-19
Sir Knight, I beseech thee to save the virginity of my kidnapped daughter.
To serve is my only priority, my liege!
She's locked in the tower of the Black Knight. Be stealthy & quick!
Have no worries Sire. Her blossom shall remain unplucked!
It's about god-damned time, Sir Rusty of Nutsack! Those guys were about to screw me every which way from Sunday!
Don't make me laugh, skank. I got chapped lips! Besides, they wouldn't screw YOU with Ron Jeremy's dick!