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| Sir Knight, I beseech thee to save the virginity of my kidnapped daughter. | |
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| To serve is my only priority, my liege! | |
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| She's locked in the tower of the Black Knight. Be stealthy & quick! | |
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| Have no worries Sire. Her blossom shall remain unplucked! | |
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| It's about god-damned time, Sir Rusty of Nutsack! Those guys were about to screw me every which way from Sunday! | |
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| Don't make me laugh, skank. I got chapped lips! Besides, they wouldn't screw YOU with Ron Jeremy's dick! | |
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