Sorry sir, you MUST have a "REAL I.D." to board the plane.
How do I get one?
Go to the "D.M.V."!
Oh shit!
Later, at the "D.M.V."
So how did it start, lady?
This fat guy with flat hair & a red tie started demanding to be waited on! I mean he had only been here for 4 or 5 hours & only had a few dozen ahead of him in line.
