But we called and changed your appointment due to COVID-19!
"That she did folks! She changed it from 3/21 to 3/25. Then from 3/25 to 3/30. Then from 3/30 to TODAY. And NOW she's tellin' me TODAY is also cancelled."
What say we go ahead and get you on the schedule for 4/08, N'k?
Fine! Sign me up, but give me 30 minutes to get home so I'm there when you call to tell me it's cancelled.