New Finance Chairman

Author: JoeBlough

Date: June 24, 2020

by JoeBlough
6-24-20
You wanna fix the economy? Then you gotta turn straw into gold!
No problem! I'll just use my "Ronco" Goldenator!
Howdy there, Trumpel-stiltskin! What's that thar thingy fer?
I'm gonna plunge all your straw into gold with my "Ronco" Goldenator!
Hell! Only a darned moronic, brain dead, idiot would figger that's even possible!
You KNOW who I work for, ergo, that presents no problem.