On the Lam

Author: JoeBlough

Date: October 13, 2020

by JoeBlough
10-13-20
May 5th in Tijuana, Mexico
I'm hiding from the I.R.S. and I need a cash. I'll do just about anything.
OK meester ragu4u, today ees our big day! Go help in keetchen!
Aye chi hua hua! You stupid gringo! You dumped all the mayonaise down the drain! You loco en la cabesa!
Heck. I thought that's what you "beaners" do on this day every year!
Why you think THAT?
So what yer tellin' me is that "Cinco de Mayo" don't actually mean "Fill the sink with mayonaise?"