High Finance vs. Low Intellect

Author: JoeBlough

Date: December 27, 2020

by JoeBlough
12-27-20
When Daddy Dies & his druggy son...
I think I deserve a raise.
You just signed a guaranteed, 500 million dollar, multi-year contract last week with my dad!
...inherits the team, it's obvious that...
Yeah, but I only fumbled 3 times in today's game.
And THAT is why you want a raise? It don't make NO sense.
...Sonny can't "Do the Math"!
OK then, it's back to 5 fumbles & 3 interceptions per game again, Boss!
That's blackmail! I won't have it! I'm cutting the length of your contract to 2 years! Now take THAT, Mr. Greedy!