Heroes of On-Campus Housing

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: May 2, 2010

by LuckyGuess
5-02-10
You guys are being too loud again. I'm going to need to see some IDs.
You're going to need to see some of MY DICK.
Look, I know you smuggle alcohol in here for these kids. One of these days we'll get you.
Well until then you're going to have to see MY BIG FAT DICK.
Security, we have a code orange cool upperclassman in 208. Requesting backup.
I hope I get to say dick again.