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CC213: When You Need Absinth The Most
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Matchbook_Romance
10-01-03
Hey Match, welcome to Umfumdisi Burger biatch, where if you finish all your food, you'll need turbo lax.
Can I get one large fry, a ham sandwich on rye, hold off on any flies, don't leave a between-the-legs surprise, and alcohol that shuts my eyes.
How about some absinth?
I think I'll pass.
Somewhere...
Boy, I could use some absinth to liven up this bananna.
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