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Choice of a News Generation 4

by MikeyG
3-10-04


	Welcome to Channel Juan News. President Bush upped the threat level to Red today, and made a passionate appeal to the American people to keep their eyes open for terrorist activity.


	Yes, when asked what may have sparked this threat level increase, President Bush said he was hesistant to make any accusations until all the facts are in. There's a first for everything, I suppose.


	During this press conference, President Bush was asked what could have sparked the threat level being raised, Bush responded, "They dun stole mah fayv'rite suspenders!"


	According to Secretary of State Powell, who also spoke during the conference, Al-Qaeda and Hezbollah operatives top the list of suspects.


	The press conference was cut short, however, when President Bush opened his jacket and realized he was WEARING his favorite suspenders.


	"Shucks! Never mind!", said the President, "I wuz wearin' 'em the whole durn tahm! My bad!" The nation collectively exhaled.

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