There is some mistake. I'm meeting a woman here: successful software engineer, multimillion dollar home overlooking the ocean, owns Ferraris...
Yeah that's me. I self-identified as female. Don't worry, I'm not really trans. I'm just looking for a sham husband to bolster my career prospects at Google.
You mean I could live in your mansion, drive your sports cars, not have to work, but I wouldn't actually have to do any gay stuff?