Oh Sweetie, come out and look at the eclipse. It's in totality now. You can see the sun's corona. This won't happen again around here in our lifetimes!
Really? You skipped seeing a total eclipse to play your game?
I didn't want to see it. That's boring.
Oooh Honey, quick! Come and look at Nibiru crashing into planet Earth and destroying all life forever!
Hold on, Mom. The server is shutting down and I only have 5 minutes to list this transmog item. I want to see if some newb will give me 3000 gold when they can probably farm it in less than an hour.
