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by Neo11
He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake
So Santa saw me sleeping, then watched me shower just now? What a perv! Someone ought to kick his ass
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, underneath the mistletoe last night
He did WHAT? The next time he comes down our chimney, I am going to kick his jolly fat ass!
Grandma got run over by a reindeer, walking home from our house Christmas Eve
Sounds like a classic hit and run. Don't worry, we will track Santa down and throw him in the slammer where criminals can beat his ass for what he did
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