OMG_DaGmAr_6481987

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E-mail me at disco_elf1987@yahoo.com if you need to contact me and can't use the PM feature. My LJ (this link works now): www.livejournal.com/users/dagmar_12345678 Winner of the Funniest Comic to Computer Geeks Award in FTC #34 (wahoo!) and WW #16 (wahoo again!) and...I got this from CC #247:

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How to be Smart: Lesson 1

by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987
12-15-03


	I will never be accepted into society.


	Yes you will. The key is to act...knowledgable.


	Hah. How do you BS your way into being sociable?


	Criticize liberals, "favor" everything you're against, add -phobe and -phile to the end of Latin words when you insult someone. Call everything profitable "witty" and "innovative." Expand your vocab!!


	So that will make me smart?


	Act, LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH. America worships a good actress.

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