Angry German Breakfast Cereal Mogul

Author: PrimoOoze1138

Date: January 5, 2008

by PrimoOoze1138
1-05-08
We go live to Reginald P. Quickly with a special report.
In mere moments, Kaiser von Krauss will make his inaugural speech to the Von Krauss breakfast cereal shareholders. Let's listen in...
My peoples! Wit ze advent of Von Krauss, breakfast shall vunce again be ze dominant meal of ze day!
Kellogg is ze skidmark on ze asspants of Von Krauss breakfast foods!