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| Hi. I'd like to put some affection in my life. Since humans aren't interested, I'd like to get a cat. | |
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| Hi there! You're cute! Would you like to come home with me? | |
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| Cute? I'll show you "cute," you bastard. | |
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| The Human Society propoganda machine never mentions this part of pet ownership. | |
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| Sorry, Jon, your insurance just doesn't cover being mauled by any mammals under 20 lbs. | |
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