Something Fishy

Author: Scyess

Date: June 5, 2002

by Scyess
6-05-02
My god! A dead fish in my bed! That means I'm going to be hit by the mafia! I'm doomed!
Zzzz...*! What? What the hell's all that noise!
Wait... it's not a dead fish, it's a live fish. A live TALKING fish... that means something else, I think...
It means I'm trying to sleep, bonehead! Keep it down and turn off the lights!
An OBNOXIOUS talking fish. What the heck kind of fish are you, anyway?
A red snapper, of course.