Straightshooter  

Pardon me citizen, can you tell me who is running for office in Morehead?

Yep, that'd be Caudill.

I don't understand. There is only one man running for all the city offices?

Nope, jest one name.

How many Caudill's could there be in Morehead?

Let's see, thur's Riley, Ray Lee, Elwood, Dicky Wayne, Cephoid, Festus, Garlin, Hamp Edd, Root, Jebidiah, Austin, Tilden, Lee Howard, Ralph, Virgil, Quenton, Sylvester Ray, Davis, Joe Jack, Joe Jim...