Straightshooter  

Can I help you?

Hello, I'm Brad Collins, mayor of Morehead. I'd like to ask you for your vote this year!

What have you done for Morehead?

Are you kidding? Thanks to my leadership, we now have a conference center, a Taco Bell and wrestling every Sunday night!

That's it? Haven't you been in office for like twelve years?

I'm just hitting my stride.