Straightshooter

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Unfortunately, the accounts seen in Morehead, KY- Universally Rude are true.....except the alien is much taller in real life.

Repercussions of the Da Vinci Code

by Straightshooter
5-21-06


	Hey Satan, can I crash here tonight?


	Had a fight with the old man huh?


	Yeah. I told him the book was nothing but a bunch of bullshit, but he went and saw the movie anyway!


	Well, don't blame him. Tom Hanks made me believe Wilson was a real person instead of a fucking volleyball!


	I wish Tom Hanks was never made.