Straightshooter

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Unfortunately, the accounts seen in Morehead, KY- Universally Rude are true.....except the alien is much taller in real life.

Morehead, KY- Universally Rude #33

by Straightshooter
5-21-06


	Wel-Kum to Chy-na Ka-phay, May I help o you?


	Yes, I'd like the number 9, Sweet and Sour Pork.


	Num-Bah ny-een, ooh-kay. That be fi dollah.


	Thank you sir. It's nice to see some people still have that old American work ethic.


	That's probably why you have it.