Straightshooter  

Finally, we're getting out of here! Seven hours of trailing behind turtle people in Walmart !

Next time we should use the motor scooters and run them over.

'Scuse me feller. I needs to see whut you git in yer bag.

What, do you think I stole something?

Nerp, they wouldn't gimmie me a raise, so I demanded I git to see whut pepul boughted hare.

Shrewd negotiator.