Straightshooter

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Unfortunately, the accounts seen in Morehead, KY- Universally Rude are true.....except the alien is much taller in real life.

Morehead, KY- Universally Rude (Season 5)

by Straightshooter
7-04-12


	Hail citizen! Why isn't there any celebration for 4th of July today?


	Well, kant shoot off no FARwerks cause of the heat .


	Isn't there more to Independence Day than just fireworks?


	It ain't no three day weekend neither.


	Are you telling me you can only celebrate America's birthday on a three day weekend?


	Don't ferget 'bout tha FARwerks!