Straightshooter

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Unfortunately, the accounts seen in Morehead, KY- Universally Rude are true.....except the alien is much taller in real life.

Morehead, KY- Universally Rude (Season 5)

by Straightshooter
8-22-12

FLASHBACK- 2004


	Well, I don't see anyone around here to seat us.


	You'd think that a brand new restaurant would make sure to seat customers immediately!


	It's called the Front Porch. Maybe we are supposed to wait there, HAHAHAHA!


	Ahh, forget it. There's plenty of other choices. You pick, Pizzza Hut or Mcdonalds?

NOW- 2012


	Hey! You hear The Front Porch is closing down?


	Were they ever really open at all?