Straightshooter

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Unfortunately, the accounts seen in Morehead, KY- Universally Rude are true.....except the alien is much taller in real life.

Morehead, KY- Universally Rude (Season 5)

by Straightshooter
8-26-13

Season 5 Finale


	Excuse me, can I get by. I'd like to go into my apartment.


	Whoa thur feller. Don't yew want to sit outside and relate to some people?


	Yeahhhhh, I have a cigarette hereeeeee for yew COUGH COUGH They are real gude COUGH COUGH


	No thanks. I'd just like to go into my apartment if you don't mind.

To Be Continued.....


	What's wrong with yewwwww? You thunk yer too gude fer us? Yew thunk we simple folk? Yew thunk we're too dumb to relate to yew?


	Just tryin to get to my apartment.......