Straightshooter  

Can I help you??

Hi, I'm the new Morehead area representative. I'm just checking in to make sure you are completely uncomfortable with your living situation.

Yes, very much so.

Great! Also, we understand you have a new upstairs neighbor. Would you say that so far, they have added or subtracted to your overall misery here?

Added, definitely.

Excellent. I'll come back another random time to make sure you are still receiving optimum discomfort during your stay in Morehead. Thank yewwwww!