Straightshooter  

Well, here we are. This is where all the magic happens!

Ok, I know I agreed to let you 'show me something', but if it's what it's beginning to sound like, the only magic happening here will be me vanishing before your eyes.

You don't understand. This is my laboratory. This is where I've been conducting experiments on the townspeople for years! Decades of turning the month of March into utter fucking chaos for the city!

Are you crazy, is that your problem?

Let me prove it to you!