Straightshooter  

Alright, prove to me you're responsible for making March's in Morehead so chaotic....and how your name is March N Morehead?

Do you see that machine over there? It is designed to turn our personalities into a cloud of influence that hangs over the city every month.

I thought that was from all the cheap cigarettes... Who is WE?

Each member of my family takes a different turn each month. I'm a little unstable, so March tends to be chaotic. My sister, April is very emotional, that's why it usually rains and so on. Understand?

So, all this time, the people of Morehead have been under your family's influence from month to month, displaying attitudes ranging from lunatic to criminal to lazy? That is totally impossible!

Hahaha, YOU'RE RIGHT! I was just fucking with you. Nothing like that is even remotely possible.....OR IS IT?