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Robert Scratchit - Legendary pornographer, our diminutive hero, patron saint of the downtrodden and sex-starved.
Alice Tovores - Scratchit's long-suffering secretary.
Sven Svensson - Scratchit's gofer, and Alice's coworker.
Tim Jefferson - Alice's love interest, and a fan of Scratchit's work.
Mandy Dale - One of Scratchit's star actresses.
Darren Steam - Scratchit's right-hand man, his equal in porn legend. His specialty is bukkake.
Neil Jerkit - Neil is a reluctant partner of Jerkit, Spankit and Spurt, a local law firm.
Ellen Buck - Another actress.
Bruce Buck aka BuckBunny - Ellen's furry brother.
Richard Maus aka Dickmouse - Bruce's friend since childhood, also a furry.

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But it was so warm and it was humming so pretty-like.

by Ultamatom
8-17-06


	The website says "Mr. Scratchit's interview was cut short due to technical difficulties."


	They actually cut him off, but he let it slide.


	Extremist Christians like that give the rest of us a really bad name. So many of them were brought up thinking such stupid things.


	It's different when you've converted out of active gratitude to God for saving you when you were in a tight spot.


	You got your nutsack caught in the paper intake for the photocopier.


	Hey, all I'm saying is it was unusually lucky that the cleaning woman did an extra round that night.

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